he's snatchin my people up or why you'll all cancel your trips to seattle

Adam and I pride ourselves on our neighborhood. We love almost everything about it. (But, oh! the parking...) Coming from living in the U District (mug or be mugged) I feel really safe here in good ole Capitol Hill. Our street feels really suburban and our neighbors are friendly. Tonight, Adam and I ended up on the street view of our apartment complex.
See? Who wouldn't want to live there? But, wait...let's zoom in.Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! No more sleeping with the windows open, folks.